EVIL DOROTHY GALE'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
You know...the Dorothy from DOROTHY MUST DIE, not that sweet little naive biscuit from the movie.
- •Kill Amy Gumm. That B's gotta go.
- •Inspire squad goal envy by making new friends because I am soooo over my current squad. (Looking at you, Scarecrow.)
- •Get back to Oz because Kansas is boring AF.
- •Destroy Kansas once and for all. (For reasoning, see #3.)
- •Give up wearing gingham. LOLOLOL JUST KIDDING. ONLY A CRAZY PERSON WOULD GIVE UP THEIR GINGHAM CROP TOP!!!
- •Find some me time because plotting everyone's death (and my wardrobe) is way too time consuming.
- •Find my soulmate, even though that's impossible because no one is good enough for me and no one ever will be. Maybe I'll just hook up with Nox, he's pretty cute.