WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

I probably snuck too much late night TV when I was little because I skipped right over the ballerina/astronaut stage - but, to be fair, comedy was pretty great in the late 80s/early 90s.
  1. Teacher
  2. President
  3. Comedienne
  4. Featured player on SNL
  5. Novelist
  6. News journalist
  7. A writer for Rolling Stone
  8. Corporate lawyer
    Quite the jump, right? I think I started to better understand the concept of money around this point...
  9. Public relations specialist