THINGS I DISCUSSED WITH MY FRIEND'S DAD AT MY FRIEND'S ART OPENING
- •His prostateIt's the size of a walnut, and was recently malignant. All cured.
- •His testosteroneWas weakened by prostate cancer but is now raring to go. "I can tear down a wall!"
- •Dirty tricks in his campaign to run for his township's water supervisor board"They came after my wife."
- •The word jumble puzzles he solves each morningA recent difficulty: "cohort"