1. His prostate
    It's the size of a walnut, and was recently malignant. All cured.
  2. His testosterone
    Was weakened by prostate cancer but is now raring to go. "I can tear down a wall!"
  3. Dirty tricks in his campaign to run for his township's water supervisor board
    "They came after my wife."
  4. The word jumble puzzles he solves each morning
    A recent difficulty: "cohort"