This list took waaaay too long to make.
  1. 1.
    Walking on train tracks.
    Why?? To where?? Youre not johnny cash or a hobo. Take an uber and get a guitar case.
  2. 2.
    Looking away longingly
    It hurts to even look at you, girl
  3. 3.
    Looking at us longingly
    It hurts to even look at you, girl
  4. 4.
    Rockstar Casual
    Dont you wish you dress like this for YOUR job?!?
  5. 5.
    Laughing next to a piano
    Pianos are rarely funny in my experience
  6. 6.
    Holding a saxophone
    So nobody mistakes you for a singer
  7. 7.
    Waiting in an alley.
    Alleys are terrible places to be discovered. Almost no one goes to one to hear music. Also, get some shoes
  8. 8.
    The Rolling Stone cover
    This is as CLOSE as youll ever get to this guy! All white background preferred.
  9. 9.
    The Untied Tux
    Work is over. Now its just us alone.
  10. 10.
    We'll dress up, but only if it's on OUR terms!
  11. 11.
    The band that SHOULD dress up so we know theyre not Banana Republic models
  12. 12.
    In a field of long grass
    Suggested by   @elooto
  13. 13.
    The head scratch/running your hand through your hair
    Suggested by   @betsy