IF THEY WERE ALIVE TODAY

  1. Hendrix
    Rhythm & Blues arena co-headline tour with Eric Clapton
  2. Amy Winehouse
    Touring with Tony Bennett. Gaga at home waiting for replacement call.
  3. 2pac
    Series regular on CSI: Vegas. 1 emmy win.
  4. Biggie
    Had stomach stapled. Judge on "So You Think Can Rap?"
  5. Aaliyah
    Summer tour with TLC and SWV
  6. Kurt Cobain
    Sober and making phil collins-esque music with Bon Iver
  7. Jim Morrison
    Still dead. That guy was a maniac.