MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT HAVING MICHAEL JACKSON AS YOUR GODFATHER

Fiction
  1. Glitter everywhere.
  2. Bubbles does not respect other people's space.
  3. Michael constantly watching Edward Scissorhands and saying "You know, I almost played this part"
  4. Surprise Tito visits
  5. Soooo many brunches in vegas
  6. "We Are The World" CD the only music in his car stereo
  7. Always asking me "do you think Prince would wear this?"