NEW MCDONALDS MENU ITEMS

Mcdonald's recently unveiled their new ARTISAN CHICKEN SANDWICH which is cooked with "pantry seasonings". The following items will soon be added to the menu...
  1. Oven-Warmed Apple Pie
  2. Steel Cut French Fries with Heinz Ketchup Dipping Sauce
  3. Individually Wrapped Big Mac on bun with sustainably harvested sesame seeds
  4. Ocean-Sourced Filet o Fish
  5. Hen's Egg McMuffin with whole grain english muffin and real cows milk cheese
  6. Farm fresh chicken tenders made with 100% real chicken meat