THE 30 DIFFERENT PLAYS PERFORMED AT LAST NIGHT'S "TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND"

Chicago's Neo-Futurists theater troupe performs 30 original plays (some no more than a sentence or gesture long) in one hour at their signature show, "Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind," 25 years and running. I saw it for the first time last night. It ruled.
  1. 1.
    Survey for Us
  2. 2.
    You didn't land here alone. You will not be left here alone.
  3. 3.
    I DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE
  4. 4.
    pluck the day
  5. 5.
    Things I didn't know existed
  6. 6.
    OUT
  7. 7.
    So hard to say goodbye
  8. 8.
    In which lily, Ida, and Leah discuss the bechdel test
  9. 9.
    Ball play
  10. 10.
    Sympathy for Infants
  11. 11.
    School's out for the summer
  12. 12.
    gizmo
  13. 13.
    Please leave me a message
  14. 14.
    America. We see what we wanna see.
  15. 15.
    Children are the Future
  16. 16.
    YAAAAAASSSSSSS!
  17. 17.
    I DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE (different from #3)
  18. 18.
    Bowmanville Nights
  19. 19.
    painfully literate locker room rally
  20. 20.
    TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN
  21. 21.
    Q&A with Donald Trump
  22. 22.
    I'm in a stable monogamous sexual relationship for the first time in my adult lift
  23. 23.
    Selfish control freak
  24. 24.
    Wimbledon
  25. 25.
    standby
  26. 26.
    T-Rescue
  27. 27.
    Gross.
  28. 28.
    Untitled rain play to the sounds of the one and only Herb Alpert
  29. 29.
    Friendship in 50 syllables
  30. 30.
    "everything is hard before it is easy"