THE WORST JOBS AT JURASSIC WORLD

  1. Baby Raptor Groomer
  2. Churro cart downwind of the triceratops pen
  3. The farmer who breeds the goats used for T-Rex food and gets too attached to them
  4. Stage manager for the "Compys Come To Life" musical revue
  5. Lost and Found/ Missing Persons attendant
  6. Electric Fence Tester
  7. Dilophosaurus spit guard wiper
  8. The people who answer phones in Ticket Sales and have to constantly say, "Have a Jurastic Day!"
  9. The guy in the sweltering-hot, 80lb Mr DNA costume