Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. When Kelly says she's pregnant and it cuts to the talking head of her shaking her head no
  2. When Michael is Santa and tells people to sit on his lap because he's the real Santa because he's a man
    "Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only ... pretending to be a man, I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt!"
  3. When Jim tells Michael that he can't say "I need this while pulling an employee on his lap"
  5. "Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, "Are you sure Michael?" And you said "Pam! Pam! Pam!" And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, "Don't worry, it's just allergies." Do you remember that?"
  6. The Stress Relief episode when they're leaning CPR and everyone starts dancing to Stayin' Alive and the Dwight cuts the face off the dummy
  7. Niagra Falls Part 2 where Jim and Pam get married on the boat :)
  8. The cold open where Kelly and Ryan announce they're getting DIVORCED
    And no one even knew they were married
  9. The New Boss episode where Jim, Pam, Dwight, and Michael are planning a ~classy~ party for Michael's anniversary with the company
  10. When Creed can't do a cartwheel but Erin can
  11. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
  12. When Jim and Dwight are selling against Danny Cordray and Dwight decides to intimidate him
    "So she said, ‘That’s the biggest penis I’ve ever seen!’ and I said, ‘I know, that’s why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are one thousand dollars!’"