Things I Would Probably Do For Hamilton Tickets
- •Eat a spiderPreferably a small spider that was already dead and wasn't moving around oh god
- •Hold a snakeWe might become friends, who knows.
- •Run a marathonDistinct possibility of me dying about three miles in but it's worth it.
- •Gnaw off my own legI need to lose weight anyway.
- •Consume shellfishJust grab me an epi-pen and some Benadryl and I'll survive.
- •Eat three spidersOnce again, preferably small and already dead.
- •Be buried aliveActually, on second thought, no
- •Delete my social media accountsHonestly it'd probably be for the best
- •Eat as many spiders as I have toLin Manuel Miranda, tell me how many spiders I have to eat to see your show. Just tell me how many, Lin.