(5/17) Daily Monologue Jokes: Penises, Cheese and more!
This is my attempt to be writing more. If I don't post 3-5 jokes a day, feel free to sling insults.
- •Reports claim that drug lord El Chapo will be expedited from Mexico to New York. He's mostly looking forward to experiencing the authentic Mexican food from Trump Towers.
- •A hospital in Massachusetts performed the first successful penis transplant. The man plans to spend his recovery just dicking around.
- •The American dairy industry has built a surplus so large that each citizen will need to eat an extra three pounds of cheese this year. To encourage Americans, Obama has promised to deliver a Purple Heart with each purchase of a signature medium Dominos pizza, or larger.Not to be confused with a clogged heart—which comes free.
- •In a speech, Donald Trump claims he would meet with North Korea's President, Kim Jong Un. Something tells me that they'd have a lot of issues to comb through.