(5/19) Daily Jokes!
They can't always be 10s.
- •One of our nations lawmakers suggested a bill that would impose weight and age limits for strippers. "Great. There goes my backup plan." responded Chris Christie.
- •A new dinosaur was reportedly unearthed in Utah this week. "Finally, someone I can relate to!" responded Mitt Romney
- •Legendary reporter Morley Safer died on Thursday, just days after announcing his retirement from 60 Minutes. He was the show's longest serving correspondent, and the shortest serving correspondent to retirement.
- •Studies believe that a salmonella outbreak may be spread by turtles. The turtles response by saying, "Hey! You told us to loosen up and get out of our shells."