They can't always be 10s.
  1. One of our nations lawmakers suggested a bill that would impose weight and age limits for strippers. "Great. There goes my backup plan." responded Chris Christie.
  2. A new dinosaur was reportedly unearthed in Utah this week. "Finally, someone I can relate to!" responded Mitt Romney
  3. Legendary reporter Morley Safer died on Thursday, just days after announcing his retirement from 60 Minutes. He was the show's longest serving correspondent, and the shortest serving correspondent to retirement.
  4. Studies believe that a salmonella outbreak may be spread by turtles. The turtles response by saying, "Hey! You told us to loosen up and get out of our shells."