ALTERNATE LOCATIONS FOR THE BACHELOR IN PARADISE
A tropical island isn't paradise for everyone. Hopefully ABC sees this and considers these other options for potential spots.
- •An Ikea
- •A tiny houseImagine the potential.
- •MarsTurn up the heat.
- •The DNC
- •The Forbidden ForestChad is Voldemort so it's a natural fit.
- •PortlandThis is more my weather.
- •CostcoRecession proof the budget.
- •A libraryMinimize the fights.