A tropical island isn't paradise for everyone. Hopefully ABC sees this and considers these other options for potential spots.
  1. An Ikea
  2. A tiny house
    Imagine the potential.
  3. Mars
    Turn up the heat.
  4. The DNC
  5. The Forbidden Forest
    Chad is Voldemort so it's a natural fit.
  6. Portland
    This is more my weather.
  7. Costco
    Recession proof the budget.
  8. A library
    Minimize the fights.