EXCUSE ME BUT I NEED TO BRAG FOR A HOT MINUTE
December was fucking crazy and it just sunk in. Excuse me while I unashamedly brag about what I accomplished last month.
- •Created two email marketing campaigns that raised over $50k in three days, tripling our end of year revenue from the previous year.
- •Increased our Facebook followers by 10%.
- •Had the sex. MY FIRST TIME HAVING SEX
- •Wrote 33 lists.
- •Showered at least once a week.And kept my legs shaved. Damn, girl.
- •Completed two classes at @ucbcomedy, on top of my full time job and part time writing career and normal life.
- •Co-produced and co-wrote a sketch show.
- •Slept 8 hours almost every night.
- •Survived the holidays.
- •Cried only a few times.