EXCUSE ME BUT I NEED TO BRAG FOR A HOT MINUTE

December was fucking crazy and it just sunk in. Excuse me while I unashamedly brag about what I accomplished last month.
  1. Created two email marketing campaigns that raised over $50k in three days, tripling our end of year revenue from the previous year.
  2. Increased our Facebook followers by 10%.
  3. Wrote 33 lists.
  4. Showered at least once a week.
    And kept my legs shaved. Damn, girl.
  5. Completed two classes at @ucbcomedy, on top of my full time job and part time writing career and normal life.
  6. Co-produced and co-wrote a sketch show.
  7. Slept 8 hours almost every night.
  8. Survived the holidays.
  9. Cried only a few times.