HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF PHYSICALLY TO SOMEONE WHO CANNOT SEE 🙈

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Just trust me on this one, I'm really hot.
  2. I'm like, perfectly toned. But not TOO much...
  3. I have huge boobs and am, like, basically always dealing with back pain as a result.
    Poor me.
  4. All my skin is evenly tanned.
  5. No, I swear. This is all true.