I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK I GUESS

  1. So I'm working out at the gym.
    humble brag
  2. The screen is showing signs of a heart attack.
  3. Pain in the upper body.
  4. Shortness of breath.
  5. Nausea.
  6. Well, there you have it.
  7. I survive a heart attack several times a week.
  8. Scientists, feel free to study me.