LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @k8mcgarry and @emilyannlosey. (I should clarify that my mom is obsessed with me.)
  1. REASONS ERIKA IS A PERFECT CHILD (VOLUME 1 of 1000000000)
  2. STUBBORN THINGS ERIKA HAS DONE THROUGH THE YEARS
  3. OLD WEIRD TBT PICTURES OF ERIKA WITH BAD COMPOSITION
  4. WAIT. MAKE THAT VOLUME 1000000000001
  5. THINGS I NEVER BOTHERED TO LEARN ABOUT MY DAUGHTER IN 29 YEARS OF LIFE
    This is literally every imaginable topic, with a million spelling errors, because he dictated the whole thing through Siri.
  6. BEST GIFTS ERIKA HAS GOTTEN ME BECAUSE SHES AN ANGEL
  7. THREE ROTATING TOPICS I FEEL COMFORTABLE TALKING TO MY SISTER ABOUT