MY BACHELOR RANKING AS OF LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE.

From most likely to least likely to win.
  1. 1.
    Lauren
    I feel so so about Lauren. She seems like a good fit for Ben, in that they're both very vanilla. Their one on one date in this ep seemed "right."
  2. 2.
    JoJo
    I like JoJo a lot. I think he's dumb if he doesn't choose her. But, based on the foreshadowing of the hometown trailer, it seems like there is family drama--leading me to speculate that it won't work out. I think she'll be the next Bachelorette though, which I'm down for. 👌🏼
  3. 3.
    Amanda
    She's cute but sort of whatever and Ben seems too young to take on kids. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  4. 4.
    Caila
    I liked Caila a lot before, but lately she's been a little... 😳
  5. 5.
    I predict Ben will vote for Jeb Bush in the primaries.
    They belong together.