MY CELEB CRUSHES, RANKED

Notice any similarities?
  1. 1.
    Stephen Colbert
    The boyish charm. The giddy smile. That hair! Not to mention being insanely smart, clever and humble. Colbie will always be my most favorite. 😍
  2. 2.
    Bill Hader
    I'll admit, this is based almost entirely on his role in Trainwreck. Gahhdammn. Also, though, his impressions are unreal. Lurve.
  3. 3.
    Aziz Ansari
    Wait, what's that made of? Oh, I know. Boyfriend material. Aziz doesn't just make us laugh. He writes smart books. He tells smart jokes. He is a feminist. He seems like a real stand up dude all around. Probably the perfect boyfriend, right ladies?
  4. 4.
    Adam Pally
    So goofy and fun. What's not to love? His voice alone is enough to make a gal swoon.
  5. 5.
    President Obama
    Courageous and tough and yet approachable and lovable. Obama, your term may be nearly up, but you'll always be the president of my heart.
  6. 6.
    Will Forte
    I first fell in love with his Hall & Oates impression on SNL. He's had me ever since.
  7. 7.
    John Mulaney
    Some of the best stand up evs. Be still my heart.
  8. 8.
    Trevor Noah
    I'll admit. We had a rocky start. He had some questionable tweets, and I didn't know if we could make it work. He won me over, though. He won me over hard. Smart, sexy AF, and charm up the wazoo.
  9. 9.
    Mayor Eric Garcetti
    How can someone so smart and compassionate be so stupid attractive? Baffling.
  10. 10.
    Andy Samberg
    I've probably been crushing on Samberg longer than anyone on this list, way back when The Lonely Island just put super weird rap parodies on the internet. The flame in my heart for his faux swag and goofball stylings is still burning bright.
  11. 11.
    Honorary Mentions
    Steve Carrell, Pete Holmes, John Oliver and Matthew Perry