PREDICTIONS I'D LIKE TO SEE FROM PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL TODAY

  1. Okay, you tiny rodent. You've been telling us about weather for decades now. We want new info from you.
  2. Climate denial
    Groundhogs are notoriously take an aggressive stance against science.
  3. A 6 week therapy mandate for Jeb Bush
    Poor buddy has been through a lot.
  4. An eternity of caucuses.
  5. 12 new Republican candidates.
  6. My February love horoscope
  7. An op-Ed about the financial climate of ISIS
  8. A complete list of Illuminati members.
    Suggested by   @emilyannlosey
  9. Who is @JeremyPivot?
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  10. What happened to Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 ?
    Suggested by   @brittscott
  11. The identity of the Zodiac Killer/a timeline of his actions matched up with all the times Ted Cruz was unaccounted for
    Suggested by   @ltoiaivao
  12. Complete list of locations and attendees of all future Bilderberg conferences.
    Suggested by   @amber
  13. Suggested by   @kiraandlulu