REAL THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
- •An armed gunman was in my backyard while both my roommates were working from home. What?!
- •I was rear ended while at a complete stop by a dumb dumb man in a Porsche.It was his parents' car. 😐 Of course.
- •One of my favorite websites, Bustle, picked up an article of mine.YAY. Why women should stop apologizing all the time. Read it here: http://bit.ly/1MBQw3O
- •One of my lists started trending.This may have been the best part of today.
- •Autocorrect changed "may have" to Mashable. We really are living in the modern age.
- •I survived all of the above and completed my @ucbcomedy improv 101 class.
- •I ordered guacamole on my burrito because my not really near death incidents reminded me that life is short and guac is worth it.
- •I fell in love with my podcast wife @emilyannlosey all over again.