SENTENCES THAT HAVE TOTALLY DIFFERENT MEANINGS WHEN THE INTONATION IS CHANGED

Put the word you'd stress in the "wrong version" in all caps.
  1. I'm taking my sweet ASS time.
    Excuse me? You're doing what?
  2. I TOOK the bus.
    Isn't that stealing?
  3. I should apologize to YOU
    Also stress the "I"
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad
  4. I'm dating Myself.
    Suggested by   @Alphonse