1. Be Stephen Colbert
  2. Not be weirded out by a woman's period
  3. Say, "You are right."
  4. Listen when I talk about women's issues without turning sarcastic or defensive
  5. Be better at texting
  6. Know a thing that's in the news
  7. Retweet me
  8. Buy me a donut. Tell me I look cute eating said donut.