THE MILITIA IN OREGON IS ASKING FOR SNACKS

This is the funniest news I've read all day.
  1. So, this bullshit militia of crazy, white men has committed to staying there FOR YEARS, if necessary.
  2. But today they put out a call asking for ppl to send them snacks, and I can't deal.
    LAWLZ on LAWLZ on LAWLZ 😂
  3. Snacks for freedom. 🎉🇺🇸
  4. Based on what you know of these men, what snacks do you think they'd like?
  5. A steak. Only the blood, hold the meat.
  6. Fruit roll-up.
  7. Bullet casings.
    Good for your teeth.
  8. Spray cheese.
  9. Flaming Cheetos.
  10. Beef jerky
    Suggested by   @sophiack
  11. Tasteless dry crackers
    Suggested by   @franksars
  12. Cool Ranch Doritos
    Suggested by   @emilyannlosey
  13. Jolly Ranchers
  14. Twinkies
    They tried to take these away just like They're trying to take away our guns!
    Suggested by   @nelle
  15. Maybe a jello salad????
    Suggested by   @sophiack
  16. Freedom Fries
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  17. Tang
    These brave men should drink as their adventurous astronaut peers would.
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  18. Beef stew from a can, eaten cold
    Because that's probably what they've been eating for years in their libertarian survivalist bunkers.
    Suggested by   @femme_feminist
  19. Declaration of Independence or Constitution shaped cut-out cookies.
    Suggested by   @beatlesmccuen
  20. Mountain Dew by the gallon
    Suggested by   @shacara_shacara
  21. Jim Bakker survival food
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  22. Goldfish crackers.
    Suggested by   @like_wasabi
  23. Pez
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  24. A purpose (any purpose) wrapped in bacon.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  25. Coffee in the old holiday Starbucks cups.
    None of that blasphemous plain red minimalist Christmas-destroying stuff.
    Suggested by   @Jazz