This is the funniest news I've read all day.
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    So, this bullshit militia of crazy, white men has committed to staying there FOR YEARS, if necessary.
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    But today they put out a call asking for ppl to send them snacks, and I can't deal.
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    Snacks for freedom. πŸŽ‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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    Based on what you know of these men, what snacks do you think they'd like?
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    A steak. Only the blood, hold the meat.
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    Fruit roll-up.
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    Bullet casings.
    Good for your teeth.
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    Spray cheese.
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    Flaming Cheetos.
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    Beef jerky
    Suggested by @sophiack
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    Tasteless dry crackers
    Suggested by @franksars
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    Cool Ranch Doritos
    Suggested by @emilyannlosey
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    Jolly Ranchers
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    Twinkies
    They tried to take these away just like They're trying to take away our guns!
    Suggested by @nelle
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    Maybe a jello salad????
    Suggested by @sophiack
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    Freedom Fries
    Suggested by @lizabeth
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    Tang
    These brave men should drink as their adventurous astronaut peers would.
    Suggested by @lizabeth
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    Beef stew from a can, eaten cold
    Because that's probably what they've been eating for years in their libertarian survivalist bunkers.
    Suggested by @femme_feminist
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    Declaration of Independence or Constitution shaped cut-out cookies.
    Suggested by @beatlesmccuen
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    Mountain Dew by the gallon
    Suggested by @shacara_shacara
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    Jim Bakker survival food
    Suggested by @jhope71
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    Goldfish crackers.
    Suggested by @like_wasabi
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    Pez
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
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    A purpose (any purpose) wrapped in bacon.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
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    Coffee in the old holiday Starbucks cups.
    None of that blasphemous plain red minimalist Christmas-destroying stuff.
    Suggested by @Jazz