What am I supposed to call you?
  1. I read all your lists and I feel like we are kindred spirits.
  2. I got your gift today.
    It took me a long time because I couldn't decide. I'm really sorry.
  3. I'm sort of nervous.
    I really love buying gifts and obsess over the "right" thing and really hope you like it!
  4. It's probably going to take a long time to get to you, because you basically live on the other side of the world. 🌏
    So, be patient!
  5. Knowing this, I really wish I could reveal myself so you don't feel sad or forgotten.
  6. I'm going to do everything in my power to get it to you before Christmas.
  7. I lurve you and wish we were real life friends, and I wish I could buy you ALL the things, and see your face when you open it.