THINGS I DO WHILE I WAIT. BECAUSE, AWKWARD.

  1. Check Facebook.
    Still no notifications. Fuck. That didn't waste much time at all.
  2. Read an article.
    Briefly feel good and smart and cool. Oh wait. Still waiting alone, like a weirdo.
  3. Shuffle through my purse.
    Not looking for anything, just shuffling. Every day I'm shuffling.
  4. Put my phone away, try to look like I DGAF.
    I don't need to be distracted or look like I have anything to do.
  5. PANIC AND REACH FOR PHONE
    Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do! Please no one make eye contact.
  6. Repeat.