THINGS I DO WHILE I WAIT. BECAUSE, AWKWARD.
- •Check Facebook.Still no notifications. Fuck. That didn't waste much time at all.
- •Read an article.Briefly feel good and smart and cool. Oh wait. Still waiting alone, like a weirdo.
- •Shuffle through my purse.Not looking for anything, just shuffling. Every day I'm shuffling.
- •Put my phone away, try to look like I DGAF.I don't need to be distracted or look like I have anything to do.
- •PANIC AND REACH FOR PHONEYes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do! Please no one make eye contact.