1. β€’
    Dood who acts like he doesn't understand why a woman would want to know how tall he is.
    "5'11 because apparently that matters."
  2. β€’
    Dood who is polyamorous.
  3. β€’
    Dood who has no hobbies other than being "420 friendly."
  4. β€’
    Dood who is very liberal with his emojis.
    Not sure what I'm supposed to infer from this, but ok: πŸ•ΆπŸ‘ŸπŸ‹πŸŒ΅πŸšβ˜€οΈπŸπŸŽΏπŸŠπŸŽ·
  5. β€’
    Dood who "just wants to take things slowly and be friends and see where things go."
    Cool, man. No one is in a rush to jump on your dick. Relax.
  6. β€’
    Dood who has kids.
    ...in ALL his pictures.
  7. β€’
    Dood who has only blurry photos.
    WTF era you living in?
  8. β€’
    Dood who has no solo photos?
    WTF kind of detective do you take me for?
  9. β€’
    Dood who has nothing but negative things to say.
    Girls who are blah, blah, or blah swipe left.
  10. β€’
    Dood who is real into personality assessment.
    ENFP, LEO, BEAVER, YEAR OF THE SHEEP, BUZZFEED SAYS IM A YELLOW.
  11. β€’
    Dood with lots of gun shooting photos. 😬
  12. β€’
    Dood who thinks he's a better dood than he is and just wants to feel bad for himself.
  13. β€’
    Dood who has never smiled in his life.
  14. β€’
    Dood who thinks he's the wittiest dood to hit Tinder.
  15. β€’
    Dood who tells you everywhere he's lived in his bio.
    NY > MI > China > LA > NEXT UP, URANUS
  16. β€’
    Dood that's "only in town for a few days, let's hang out."
  17. β€’
    Dood that's had a lot of head shots taken.