Thoughts before posting my first list

I've been on this app for months, but I haven't made my own list yet. Here's why.
  1. What should my first list be about?
  2. I mean, it's my first list, so it HAS to be good...
  3. Should I do funny? Serious? A story??
  4. Does it even matter? Who's going to read this anyway?
  5. I mean, somebody is bound to read it, so it has to be good.
  6. Plus, I feel like whatever my first list is is indicative of the kind of person I am...
  7. This feels like too much pressure.
  8. Meh. I just won't write one.
  9. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯