MY LIFE MOTTOS

I say these in prayer form every Saturday morning while glueing my eyelids open to watch 13 hours of cartoons
  1. I only fucked you as a joke
  2. If you can't take 15 minutes, take an hour
  3. Don't go to high school, go to school high
  4. Just accept your inevitable failure
  5. Shit could be worse
  6. Your beer is as cold as your ex's heart
  7. I believe I can fly