1. Haggis* is good
    Vegetarian haggis, that is. It's yummy
  2. They're way into cider and every bar has multiple kinds of cider
  3. 75% of old Scottish men actually dress like they're going on the slightly more casual version of a Downton abbey fox hunt
  4. I definitely saw real-life Sherlock Holmes
  5. I'm sure I saw Rhys Ifans four times
  6. It's not raining right now
  7. They really do drive on the left. def thought that was a joke
  8. The Scottish are waaay into Robert Burns, who may be my ancestor. Not sure. Are you surprised?
  9. Some bagpipers are very cute
  10. I'm sexually attracted to men in kilts