1. Substituting for vegan cheese
  2. Someone running into me
  3. Asking for a plastic fork
  4. Scooping a bite of guacamole
  5. Asking someone stepping on my foot, "can you not step on my foot?"
  6. To not be cut in line
  7. To be charged the right amount for my bill, 32.34, instead of a random 17.44
  8. To not pay for both charges of above
  9. To use the restroom in my own apt
  10. My existence