Best Quotes From My 8 Year Old
- •"I wish you were a refrigerator door so I could slam your face."
- •"If I made a baseball team, I would make it out of radioactive chicken robots. They would be stronger, angrier... and eeeeeviler."
- •"Boobs look like a butt to your stomach."
- •"All babies are cute except for the weird ones."
- •"Where can I find a woman in this house who can lay babies?"
- •(To hostess at fancy restaurant with piano music) "Can we sit somewhere away from the music? It sounds like they're barfing rainbows into my ears."