Best Quotes From My 8 Year Old

  1. "I wish you were a refrigerator door so I could slam your face."
  2. "If I made a baseball team, I would make it out of radioactive chicken robots. They would be stronger, angrier... and eeeeeviler."
  3. "Boobs look like a butt to your stomach."
  4. "All babies are cute except for the weird ones."
  5. "Where can I find a woman in this house who can lay babies?"
  6. (To hostess at fancy restaurant with piano music) "Can we sit somewhere away from the music? It sounds like they're barfing rainbows into my ears."