THOUGHTS HAD TODAY WHILE WAITING OUTSIDE OF AN OPENING CEREMONY DRESSING ROOM

  1. Did those girls just ask if their mom could buy them Zana Bayne harnesses for prom?
  2. This dude with wild hair, lightly frosted is the ideal Jeremy Scott customer. I believed in him but thought he didn't exist. And now he's actually said "Do you have anything that goes with these Moschino shorts?"
  3. How many people actually went through the lubing process to try this superhero latex bodice on? Does this make the trying-on experience better or worse?
  4. Would these fur boxing trunks make my furry trunks look good?
  5. Why don't the HBA lucite dog collars have price tags?
  6. My girl looks super dope in this orange Alexander Wang cross-back.