THOUGHTS HAD TODAY WHILE WAITING OUTSIDE OF AN OPENING CEREMONY DRESSING ROOM
- •Did those girls just ask if their mom could buy them Zana Bayne harnesses for prom?
- •This dude with wild hair, lightly frosted is the ideal Jeremy Scott customer. I believed in him but thought he didn't exist. And now he's actually said "Do you have anything that goes with these Moschino shorts?"
- •How many people actually went through the lubing process to try this superhero latex bodice on? Does this make the trying-on experience better or worse?
- •Would these fur boxing trunks make my furry trunks look good?
- •Why don't the HBA lucite dog collars have price tags?
- •My girl looks super dope in this orange Alexander Wang cross-back.