1. Is it possible to make this bed?
  2. Is it possible to make any bed that touches walls/furniture on three out of four sides?
  3. This bed is the fitted sheets of beds. I'd rather fold a fitted sheet, something I know I can't do?
  4. If I dive, can I get this corner up there?
  5. Did she hear me fall, just now?
  6. Is this miniature, fur blanket, sized perfectly for my shins, a dead baby polar bear?
  7. Do people tuck covers in?
  8. Did I do an endearingly bad job at bed-making, or like, an embarrassing, you-are-a-poor-adult-substitute bad job at bed-making.