YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ...

  1. Artemis
  2. Atticus Finch
  3. The new MacBook USB-c port
  4. Your childhood love
  5. A friendly ghost
  6. The Quaker Oats Man/can
  7. The Jacksonville Jaguar
  8. Terri Hatcher
  9. A futurist
  10. A real Brooklyn pizza
  11. The turtle (if you are Achilles)
  12. ... that kind of attitude. Zing!