A GRASSHOPPER WALKS INTO A BAR...

Inspired by @kcupcaker @BWN_7
  1. And sits down and orders a beer.
  2. The bartender gets him a beer and says: "Hey, did you know that they named a cocktail after you?"
  3. The grasshopper looks up from his beer and says:
  4. "Really? Is it called a 'fucking asshole'"?