ALTERNATIVE FACTS LIST

In honor of the amazing Kellyanne Conway
  1. This is a can of Miller Lite.
  2. THIS IS MY CAT
  3. This year's Super Bowl had a huge turnout.
  4. "My mom wasn't trying to jump my bones. She was trying out an alternative, albeit aggressive parenting technique."
  5. This is a box of crayons.
  6. THIS WAS MOONY.
  7. This is a eucalyptus tree.
  8. THIS IS BATMAN
  9. THIS IS A TURTLE