ALTERNATIVE FACTS LIST
In honor of the amazing Kellyanne Conway
- •This is a can of Miller Lite.
- •THIS IS MY CAT
- •This year's Super Bowl had a huge turnout.
- •"My mom wasn't trying to jump my bones. She was trying out an alternative, albeit aggressive parenting technique."
- •This is a box of crayons.
- •THIS WAS MOONY.
- •This is a eucalyptus tree.
- •THIS IS BATMAN
- •THIS IS A TURTLE