ASK ME ANYTHING

Inspired by @LeahG
  1. Seriously. I don't care...personal, ridiculous, whatever. Be brave. Be bold. Throw anything at me that pops into your head. I'm compiling my SEXTs for the year.
  2. Do it!
  3. @Jakes Yes! I was just a mild-mannered high school student attending a science fair with my high school class. I was bitten by a SEXT. I now have the proportionate size and strength of a SEXT. Great question!
  4. If you had to pick a favorite SEXT (HAD TO!!!), which one would it be?
    Suggested by   @MissJess
  5. @MissJess Thank you! Excellent question. I guess I look at the SEXTs like my children: I love them all equally, and for different reasons. If I absolutely had to choose one, it'd be really any of the insane: "children's books", just because they are so hilariously bad.
  6. @Jakes Great question! I guess I would say that I would prefer to be chocolate chip, but I'd prefer to be eaten by the bear, so long as eye contact was maintained the entire time. Otherwise, rocky road.
  7. Put you and Annie in O Henry’s ”Gift of the Magi.” What would be your watch and her hair?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  8. @Melodie My watch would be a 1967 Fender Jaguar, and Annie's hair would be a set of Japanese knives. Or, maybe we each want Slurpees. I don't know. Good question!
  9. If the Vice President was actually the president of a specific vice, like the President of Porn, The President of Gambling, The President of Drugs, what would our current Vice President elect be president of?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  10. @Melodie Good question! He would be the president of the vice of Ignorance and Intolerance. That, and "puppet porn". Hardcore puppet porn.
  11. If you could plunder the halls of knowledge and claim one idea as your own, what would it be?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  12. @Melodie Great question! In truth, I don't think I would feel right about necessarily "plundering" an idea as my own. In my opinion, all ideas have a genesis and evolve with society, necessity, technological advancement, etc. Everything from the light bulb to the moveable printing type to the wheel all have advanced beyond their original design.
  13. Favorite tatoo and why?
    Suggested by   @DanielaM
  14. What's your favorite movie? Tv show?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  15. Did you grow up in California?
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  16. Do you make dinner or does wife? Who does the dishes? What's your fav meal?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  17. Am I right in thinking you are a lawyer? What type of law? Do you go to court? And most importantly do you like it?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  18. Where in the world would you like to travel?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  19. How old were you when you got your first dog?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  20. When you pass on from this world, who will you leave your SEXT-omg responsibilities to?
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  21. Is there a training course on how to SEXT properly and where can we sign up?
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  22. If you had to choice between losing your hearing or eyesight, which would you choose?
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  23. What's the temperature where you live?
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  24. What color is SEXT?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  25. What does the number 7 taste like?
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  26. How much snow is too much snow in the SEXTing context?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  27. Which 19th century US president would most likely be caught in a SEXTing scandal (documented, of course, in the ink-based technology of his day)?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  28. @DanielaM Great question! Kind of like the SEXT question, I like all of my tattoos. Each have varying meanings for me. I guess if I had to pick one, it would be my fire leg tattoo on my left leg. It's was a long process and very tough to put on.
  29. What IS the ONE thing?
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  30. Evening beach or morning mountains?
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  31. On a scale on 1-42, how happy am I that I get to tag @BWN_7 and then slip away?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  32. @k8zinker Great question! My favorite t.v. show is still probably the Simpsons, and my favorite movie is still probably "The Empire Strike Back".
  33. @k8zinker I did grow up in California, although my heart belongs to the world. And, my wife. She has proprietary rights. Great question!
  34. @k8zinker Annie generally cooks, and I clean and do dishes. It's been my job in my house since I was eight. I don't mind it all. I find dishwashing relaxing. I don't really have a favorite meal. I know that I'm not a big fan of eggs. Great question!
  35. @k8zinker Annie and I do own a law firm together. We practice bankruptcy, estate planning, and a few other things. Mainly, it's bankruptcy and federal litigation. Sometimes, we go to court. Mainly, it's hearing with the U.S. Trustee. Do I like it? I wouldn't change it for the world. Besides, I don't know how to do anything else... Great question!
  36. @k8zinker Europe. I still think there's too much I've missed. Great question!
  37. @k8zinker I got my first dog when I was 5. Unfortunately, my parents gave him away. It was sad. Great question, but sad ending!
  38. @marginally_amazing Hopefully, I won't be dying anytime soon. I do have an annual physical coming up though. My hope is that everyone would start SEXTing, but if it ends with me, c'est la vie. Great question!
  39. @marginally_amazing Great question! Everyone can train to SEXT by just observing the world around them. Find something, point at it, yell out: "SEXT!" and explain nothing. It's good practice to just take photos of what you're pointing at too. I do it all of the time. By following my lists, you're already signed up! Nice job!
  40. @marginally_amazing Tough question! I guess I would go with eyesight, because I'd instantly have Charlie Cox's body in the Netflix series: "Daredevil". Is that how blindness works? You automatically have an amazingly hot body? They say Stevie Wonder is insanely ripped. I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
  41. @marginally_amazing Great question! The high today in Santa Rosa, CA will be
    Which is weird, right? I guess we can make it whatever we want? Let's go with 65 degrees. 😉
  42. @andersun Great question! SEXTs do not have a color per se. They do often remind me small surreal paintings. They also remind me of Robot Chicken episodes.
  43. @andersun Great question! "7" tastes strongly like the Kool-Aid flavor: "Purplesaurus Rex".
  44. @andersun Great question on limits of medium in SEXTs! Answer: there is no limit on SEXTs. "Nothing is real. Everything is permitted." Put as much or as little snow in there as you like.
  45. @andersun Excellent question! If it were my guess, I'd go with Millard Fillmore. He was a rascal, and SEXTing in his day was probably extraordinarily difficult because of the length of time one had to stand around nude, but pretty obvious.
  46. @andersun Great question! The "one" thing is love. The "second" thing is booze. The "third" thing is Hostess Zingers. I am just spit-balling here.
  47. @andersun Wonderful inquiry! Evening beach. Growing up 30 minutes from Bodega Bay, you get used to the beautiful sunsets, but you freeze with that coastal, San Francisco Bay fog.
  48. @andersun Brilliant interrogatory! I would say that you're a solid "32". SEXT
  49. Earlier in the thread you mentioned cleaning dishes after your wife cooks since you were 8 years old. My question is how did your parents feel about you getting married at age 8? Was your wife also 8 at the time?
    Long time caller, first time listener.
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  50. What specifically do you like about the tin man?
    Suggested by   @pathb
  51. @Boogie Excellent question! While my parents were self-avowed hillbillies (my brother and first cousin was a mule), I got stuck doing the dishes at the tender age of 8 as part of my chores. My wife was not 8. Her parents were hippies.
    Thank you for listening. Wonderful question.
  52. @pathb Great question! I think it's his overall style. Plus, he dances really well. Also, his joie d'vivre. And his metal ass. You know...the usual qualities.
  53. Wait: Are you saying you grew up and still live in Santa Rosa? I grew up in Santa Rosa too.
    Did I know you?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  54. @andersun Yes! I grew up, went to high school in, and still live in Santa Rosa! What high school did you go to?
    Did I know you too? (reunited...and it feels so good)
  55. The meaning of life or the life of meaning?
    Suggested by   @DanielaM
  56. @DanielaM Excellent question! Ummmmm...I think the meaning of life is: "Don't eat too much. Don't eat anything larger than you. Avoid icky stuff. Get out for fresh air. Mingle. Love things. Don't love everything, because that could lead to icky things. Don't use your tongue to stop a fan. Give to charity. Adopt a rescue animal. Don't hug a grizzly"
  57. If your City wasn't called Santa Rosa what would it be called and why?
    Suggested by   @DanielaM
  58. Is licorice covered with chocolate and licorice powder a good piece of candy?
    Suggested by   @DanielaM
  59. @DanielaM Great question! If it wasn't called: "Santa Rosa", a.k.a "The City of Roses", I would call it: "Cairo...City of the Living. A paradise on earth." because that line is used by Sallah in: "Raiders of the Lost Ark".
    However, it appears that there is already a city named: "Cairo". Hunh.
  60. @DanielaM Great question! Unfortunately, I do not care for licorice. However, I do think this could be a good piece of candy, especially if it was made with love.
  61. What three songs should NOT be on my running playlist?
    Really hoping this is a great question rather than an excellent one. But you make the call 🙂
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  62. @Boogie Fabulous inquiry designed to test knowledge! I would recommend the following: "The Monster Mash", "Angel of the Morning", by Juice Newton, and: "Heroin", by the Velvet Underground. One, you're running and don't have time to attend: "graveyard smashes". Two, "Juice" makes me think of breakfast, and then I don't want to work out.
    Third, the last one seems fairly obvious. Doing heroin and running don't seem to work together.
  63. Man to man fight, who wins: Solo or Indiana Jones?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  64. Does you the victorious feeling of vanquishing the papier mache foe trump the sinking feeling of realizing that when you finally get that damn blind fold off all the candy will be gone?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  65. @Melodie Excellent question! Really, I think everyone wins here.
  66. @Melodie Great question about piñatas! In truth, I've never struck a piñata in anger before. Mainly, all piñata attacks were made in self-defense.
  67. True or false: Cincinnati is the armpit of the Midwest.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  68. Of all the musicians and bands you’ve loved (or appreciated) in the world, which musician has broken off from his/her band to go for a solo career and you’ve thought “yeah, right decision?" Who made the worst decision?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  69. What's the best day you've ever had?
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  70. Ranch dressing. Delicious, food of the gods or gross, milky disaster?
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  71. A: What is your favorite color? B: What color is your toothbrush? C: If the answers to A and B are not the same color, please explain.
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  72. What is your favorite condiment?
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  73. @jennifergster Great question, or was it a statement? Either way, the answer is unequivocally: "yes".
  74. @Melodie Super question designed to elicit opinion! I guess I would say that I was never a fan of Frank Black of the Pixies' solo work. It always felt like he wrote songs that were Pixies songs, but didn't want to go through the hassle of being in a band anymore. So, "bad decision".
    Further, I guess I would have say for "good decision", definitely Morrissey. I absolutely adore the Smiths, but they had to break up. On his own, Morrissey could be a different artist.
  75. @jennifergster Great question! I dunno. Honestly! My favorite day is the day I got married. No, I'm not legally obligated to say that.
  76. @jennifergster Excellent question! I used to like ranch dressing. Now, I prefer blue cheese. I don't know why.
  77. @Melodie Super question! My favorite color is blue. My toothbrush is, in fact, blue. This selection was intentional.
  78. @jennifergster Awesome question! I tend to shy away from condiments. I'm just not comfortable in social situations. However, I do respond to the name: "Mustard". It's a family name.
  79. what's your favorite cheese?? opinion on seaworld?? if you could meet one dead US president who would it be???
    Suggested by   @soph
  80. @soph Great questions! I prefer the "whiz" variety of cheeses. My opinion on Seaworld is: "Live, and let live." I would like to meet Abraham Lincoln, and give him a big ol' hug. Then, I'd make out with John Seward. Meeeeeeowwwww.
  81. When Trump is found guilty on any one of the numerous lawsuits against him, will he pardon himself while eating the turkey that Obama pardoned last year?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  82. Is there a question you were expecting to be asked, but weren't?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  83. Which of these questions surprised you the most?
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  84. Do you have any intention of reordering this list so the questions and answers appear together? Or should your followers with OCDish tendencies flee and never return?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  85. @Melodie Great question! Most likely, he'll just pretend it was all a bad dream. Or, he'll be tweeting as the world burns by nuclear fire. Either way, he's not getting sued or impeached. It's just not in the plan.
  86. @Melodie Great question! No. I expect nothing. No one ever asks the "right" question anyway.
  87. @Melodie Excellent question! None surprised me. Nothing ever really does anyway.
  88. @Melodie Great question! It's driving me crazy, and I don't know how to fix it.
  89. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why did the chicken cross the road? Are you too chicken to tell me my questions sucked?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  90. @Melodie Great question! I believe, in an ontological sense, neither came first, since we cannot objectively prove that either one existed before the other. However, I would have to go with: "A larger mutant egg-shaped chicken". B. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. It's motivating drive? Survival. C. Your questions don't suck!
    It's just running a-"fowl" of my ability to answer, and I'll have to "pullet".