1. I adjusted the saddle of my glasses.
  2. I thought long and hard about this decision.
  3. And...I plunged.
  4. Au revoir.
  5. No. This doesn't mean I won't be posting. I'm not a cryptic douche. I'm just making a personal decision. That's all.
  6. And yes, I am aware of the interpretatively cryptic nature of that statement.