Coming soon on Amazon.
  1. "Stuff I Drank."
  2. "Stuff I Shouldn't Have Drank."
  3. "The Time I Made Love With Merlin Olsen."
  4. "How To Avoid Being Seen."
  5. "Growing Up In Kansas."
  6. "Becoming a Pirate."
  7. "Lesser Known Vowels."
  8. "Types of Chickens."
  9. "Suggestions for M. Night Shyamalan Plot-Twists."
  10. "Making Love With Bees."
  11. "Date Night Cheeses, and How To Choose Them."