Courses I Could Teach at the Collegiate Level.

  1. Organizing Your Shoe Closet - 101
  2. Real Property and Future Interest Law - 201
  3. The Guitar Style of Kurt Donald Cobain - 404
  4. Basic Bartending - 101
  5. Advanced Bartending Drinks: Esoteric Cocktails, and How to Make a Few, Toss Back A Few, etc. - 205
  6. The Art of SEXT - 550, and graduate school level.
  7. Comic Book Reading, Collecting, and Such - 403
  8. Guitar Appraisal Techniques- 500
  9. Doing Stuff - 102
  10. Making Out With Puppets - 203
  11. Wall-Painting: How to REALLY and Literally Cut Corners - 400
  12. Driving a U.P.S. Van - 300
  13. Wrangling Multiple Dogs At Once - 404
  14. How To Dress Grunge-style In Your 40's - 501
  15. Accepting That You're Older, But Still Have The Inner Child of A Weasel on Meth - 304
  16. Poetry Composition - 200
  17. World History: The Renaissance to World War II - 303
  18. Generally Fucking Things Up - 400