Dammit. I'm Still Drunk Right Now.

  1. I should never have made manhattans. I get it; I was upset last night, but, man...
  2. I smell like a sewer.
  3. My eyes are horribly bloodshot.
  4. I look like a complete and total flake.
  5. I've drank about 5 glasses of water. Hopefully, this sorts this out in the next five minutes.
  6. Ugh. Idiot.