Dammit. I'm Still Drunk Right Now.
- •I should never have made manhattans. I get it; I was upset last night, but, man...
- •I smell like a sewer.
- •My eyes are horribly bloodshot.
- •I look like a complete and total flake.
- •I've drank about 5 glasses of water. Hopefully, this sorts this out in the next five minutes.
- •Ugh. Idiot.