DEAR FRIENDLY LI.ST BARTENDER: WHAT ALCOHOL SHOULD I STOCK TO BEST SURVIVE THIS ELECTION SEASON?
@Melodie My dear...that's a goddamn good question
- •Bourbon. A must.
- •Gin. A double must.
- •Vodka. A triple must.
- •Champagne. To quote Napoleon Bonaparte: "In victory, one must have champagne. In defeat, one needs it."
- •A whole lot of cheap beer, because dark times are ahead.