DECIDING ON WHAT TO DRINK TODAY

  1. Beer?
  2. Bloody Mary?
  3. My watermelon tequila thing?
  4. Margarita?
  5. White wine?
  6. Coffee?
  7. An Old-Fashioned?
  8. Vodka/soda?
  9. Irish whiskey?
  10. IT'S SO DAMN HARD TO CHOOSE.
  11. I'd better SEXT. It helps me think.
  12. SEXT
  13. SEXT