How I Would Spend $20 on Amazon Right Now

  1. Treats for my dogs.
  2. Cheese-it's.
  3. A miniature statue of Tom Selleck.
  4. A miniature statue of Tom Selleck's mustache.
  5. A box (not a bag) of Fun-yuns.
  6. A kiddie pool for the summer jams (AWWWWW YEAHHHH)
  7. A pack of Go-gurt.
  8. A book on spending $20.00 wisely.
  9. A book on eating stuff.
  10. Bar glasses.
  11. Gummy Dinosaurs.