How to Advance Modern Medicine.
- •Join a bowling league.
- •Inform others that you are: "going dark on social media".Lordy, I'm a douche.
- •Braise shallots in a 12" saucepan. Add rice wine vinegar. Turn down heat. Let it simmer for three minutes, and then add your skirt steak.
- •1/2 oz. of aged rum, neat.
- •Forget about the past. Embrace your future.
- •Flap your arms a lot while screaming: "Wolverines!"
- •Drink plenty of water.
- •Throw a pie at a weasel.