1. Stand around a lot.
  2. Drive a nuclear submarine. Actually, scratch that. We shouldn't be allowed to operate anything.
  3. Give us booze. No, I swear: we promise not to ride in shopping carts, or roll around on the floor in someone's spilled beer because: "we felt bad we spilled it."
  4. Let us be spooky weird at times. I swear that we return to normal in about 30 minutes.
  5. Love us, because we will love you back.
  6. Remember that we are kind of the zodiac's version of the: "fuzzy bunny". As such, we need some cuddling at times.
  7. Let us drink malt liquor once in a while. Just once. It makes us giggle.