How to Be a Pisces
- •Stand around a lot.
- •Drive a nuclear submarine. Actually, scratch that. We shouldn't be allowed to operate anything.
- •Give us booze. No, I swear: we promise not to ride in shopping carts, or roll around on the floor in someone's spilled beer because: "we felt bad we spilled it."
- •Let us be spooky weird at times. I swear that we return to normal in about 30 minutes.
- •Love us, because we will love you back.
- •Remember that we are kind of the zodiac's version of the: "fuzzy bunny". As such, we need some cuddling at times.
- •Let us drink malt liquor once in a while. Just once. It makes us giggle.