How to Be a Tiger.
- •Join a local YMCA.
- •Read many books about auto repair.
- •Take four pounds of ground round. Add two eggs, salt, Worcestershire sauce, a pinch of garlic, and oregano. Mash up the ingredients into cube-like shapes. Stack the cube-like shapes.
- •Avoid Placido Domingo.
- •Go to a four-year university, and major in: "philosophy". Get a double major in: "Growling and jungle survival."
- •Start on Summerfield Road. Proceed east on Summerfield until you reach Arby's on Mission. Buy all the Horsey Sauce you can afford. Drive west to the lake. Avoid bears.
- •Wear orange.