How to Drink Coffee

  1. 1.
    Get some coffee.
  2. 2.
    Make sure it's liquid.
  3. 3.
    It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold.
  4. 4.
    Take out a No. 2 pencil, and write a four sentence paragraph about a tree.
  5. 5.
    Be sure to use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
  6. 6.
    Sip coffee. Add cream and sugar, depending on taste.